My Whole Life is Thunder

My name's Chris
I'm from Jersey and post about female pop stars and gay porn like every other homosexual on this website

ctrayn:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am so tired of seeing all of these relatable text posts pasted onto tv show screencaps i need summer to end so some of you dont have the free time to be doing stuff like this anymore

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(via dielon)

silenthill:

i love listening to gordon ramsay say in a nice voice “this is cooked perfectly” it makes me dream about the day i’ll be accepted by my father

(via dielon)

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

(via dirtylittledamsel)

tommytv:

thugmissus:

queen

ultimate ice bucket challenge aesthetic. 

(via floridakilose)