My Whole Life is Thunder

My name's Chris
I'm from Jersey and post about female pop stars and gay porn like every other homosexual on this website

blackbeatnik:

lullabysounds:

MAY WE NEVER FORGET 

Wifey

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kamabr:

sometimes he wants to sing but he’s really tired and this happens

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celebstarlets:

4/16/14 - Taylor Swift leaving her apartment in NYC.

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infamouscookieeater:

deezcandiedyamztho:

whisperingsweetsins:

"I was done with the dick anyway" lol

paula abdul done odeed on them roids…true

That’s her dick now.

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videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

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the-unpopular-opinions:

I hate john green. He’s rude, close minded, and just an asshole in my opinion. here’s why:
He romanticizes cancer. A deadly fucking disease.
He shamed thin women / women with eating disorders and condemned those who’ve chosen to undergo cosmetic surgery “and then there’s the weird culturally constructed definition of hot which means that an individual is malnourished and has probably had plastic bags inserted into her breasts.”
Made fun of and appropriated the important cultural holiday Cinco de Mayo by creating “Hanko de Mayo”. 
Quote from his book An Abundance of Katherines: “she was incredibly hot, in that popular-girl-with-bleached-teeth-and-anorexia kind of way, which was Colin’s least favourite way of being hot”
Overrated for no reason.
 Every one of his pretentious piles of garbage is just compilations of obvious cliches, recycled versions of the same paper thin, overly relatable characters, laughable dialogue, and shitty situations that teenagers can relate to.
The movie’s tagline is :”one sick love story” which is a joke about cancer.
He’s extremely pretentious.
These are just few of the many reasons why i dislike john green. i could literally write a fucking essay on all the reasons because there are that many. Yet he never gets called out on his bullshit. 

the-unpopular-opinions:

I hate john green. He’s rude, close minded, and just an asshole in my opinion. here’s why:

  • He romanticizes cancer. A deadly fucking disease.
  • He shamed thin women / women with eating disorders and condemned those who’ve chosen to undergo cosmetic surgery “and then there’s the weird culturally constructed definition of hot which means that an individual is malnourished and has probably had plastic bags inserted into her breasts.
  • Made fun of and appropriated the important cultural holiday Cinco de Mayo by creating “Hanko de Mayo”
  • Quote from his book An Abundance of Katherines: “she was incredibly hot, in that popular-girl-with-bleached-teeth-and-anorexia kind of way, which was Colin’s least favourite way of being hot”
  • Overrated for no reason.
  •  Every one of his pretentious piles of garbage is just compilations of obvious cliches, recycled versions of the same paper thin, overly relatable characters, laughable dialogue, and shitty situations that teenagers can relate to.
  • The movie’s tagline is :”one sick love story” which is a joke about cancer.
  • He’s extremely pretentious.

These are just few of the many reasons why i dislike john green. i could literally write a fucking essay on all the reasons because there are that many. Yet he never gets called out on his bullshit. 

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zaynrand:

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IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES 

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nichole337vevo:

is that azealia banks

nichole337vevo:

is that azealia banks

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Lady Gaga,
ARTPOP (Remix)

Lady Gaga - Sexxx Dreams (feat. Rihanna)

(DOWNLOAD)

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Lana 2011 to 2014

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